INBOX #305682

[foolintherain]

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"I can't answer my phone right now, but you know what to do."

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11/26ish, before death

[venatoris]

hey i had a thought

since we're like new and improved and shit

are you a virgin, does this mean I get to rail you for the first time again

BEFORE DEATH why u do this to me

[foolintherain]

Yes Dean
Please reveal to me the secrets of how humans experience physical intimacy

cause ilu

[venatoris]

ok

i can't tell if that's sarcasm or not

YA HUH

[foolintherain]

[ It was 1000% sarcasm, but Cas takes pity. ]

Actually
I do experience stimuli differently with grace rather than relying strictly on physical sensation

[venatoris]

so is it gonna suck for you? am i not gonna be good enough?

[foolintherain]

There is no universe in which you arent good enough for me, Dean
But I've never done anything intimate in my time as an angel that wasn't with you, so...
I have no idea what it might feel like

[ He'd say the same for Dean but, well. It won't be Dean's first time railing an angel, will it. ]

[venatoris]

I just don't want to be boring. It was amazing before but if you can’t feel it I dunno how to make it better.

[ NOW HE HAS A COMPLEX AND DOESN'T WANNA BANG ]

[foolintherain]

Your soul is pure energy and your body is made of stardust
You could never be boring, Dean.

[ Even if he were without a vessel and was strictly enjoying Dean's pleasure, it would still be an ethereal experience for Cas, being with Dean. Luckily, he still has a human conduit. ]

I can feel it
And I'd very much like feel kissing you again right now, if you aren't otherwise involved plowing some other blushing virgin

[ Or, you know, getting yourself killed. ]

[venatoris]

I know you’re being literal but that’s pretty romantic

oh shut up Cas I haven’t plowed any virgins in years. The only ass I want is yours. Come kiss me.

[ before he dies ]