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[foolintherain]

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"The phone has an incredible camera function on it as well as a very powerful flashlight. It also has a night vision setting, though the night vision setting drains the battery very fast. The regular battery life of these phones is 24 hours, but using the night vision will shorten the life span to only 8 hours."

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[foolintherain]

"Pills and stuff" sounds like a lot of work for animal companionship. But then, it pays off in pussy jokes, I suppose.

[ A while, yeah. It wasn't often that Dean allowed himself to loosen up enough to even hold a decent, non-strategic conversation. He kept himself busy; Cas can't really blame him for that. But the punishment Dean, of all people, put himself under was undeserved. He deserved to smoke more, and have a pet cat, and whatever else Dean wanted but didn't pay enough attention to, busy with the weight of too much responsibility. ]

I always found crabs charming, but the jokes don't have the same... finesse.

[venatoris]

[ Snort. ]

Crab jokes definitely aren't as funny. [ Pussy jokes aren't charming or anything either, but. You know. ]

Cats are cool. They do their own thing, they aren't up your ass every second of the day wanting attention. They gift it to you when they want. Dogs are just...

[ Too much.

They remind him of hellhounds, too, and Dean is understandably wary. ]

[foolintherain]

Hm.

[ There's probably a lot to think about there, that Dean's ideal pet makes him work for its attention. Not to mention, they say you hate personality types that resemble yourself. But then, there's also the hellhound thing, though that certainly didn't stop Dean from summoning a dog into his home. Cas leans forward again, hand extended. You had a hit; pass it back, bro. ]

I think you haven't met the right dog. Maybe, uh... "Bones" will change your mind.

[ Probably not. Judging by the welcome Cas got, Bones doesn't seem to have any kind of discerning taste. He's friendly, loving, excitable. Cas likes him. ]

Also great name for jokes, by the way.

[venatoris]

[ Yeah yeah, here. Sheesh.

Dean passes it back, shifting on his bedroll so he can better finish his dinner. ]

Maybe. That name was Sammy's idea. [ Of course it was. Not terribly clever, but he's fourteen. ]

[foolintherain]

[ As much as Cas enjoys having the joint back, getting Dean to eat was the actually important part of that equation, and Cas is happy to see him at least get something nourishing in his system. ...Unlike Cas, of course, who takes another deep drag of his own personal form of nourishment. ]

What would you have named him?

[ It doesn't matter, obviously. It's just nice to shoot the shit with Dean again, about whatever and anything, until he passes out from his latest self-sacrificing quest. ]

[venatoris]

Ravage.

[ Dean answers immediately, eating another spoonful, because he's finally realized how damn hungry he actually is. ]

An ode to the best Cassetticon in G1 Transformers. [ Duh, Cas. ]

[foolintherain]

The what?

[ Cas chuckles in breathy coughs of smoke through the question, because whoa, it's been a long time since he's heard Dean speak in tongues. Cas has no fucking idea what Cassetticon or Transformers is. Movie? He's guessing movie. ]

[venatoris]

Uh. Transformers...it was a cartoon created literally to just sell toys back in the eighties.

[ He looks embarrassed, like he wishes he hadn't said it. ]

But I liked it. Kind of had a cult following.

[foolintherain]

[ Of course Dean liked it. It was probably very bright and exciting and marketing to poor children who needed more fun in their lives. Cas smiles fondly at Dean's embarrassment. ]

You were part of a cult and I'm only just now hearing about it?

[ Obviously not literally, but he can't not take advantage of Dean's phrasing. Now that Dean's eating a bit, Cas lets himself get comfortable rather than watch Dean with casual concern. He scoots over to his own bedroll beside Dean's and leans his head back against the wall as the smoke slowly curls upward between them from the blunt balanced between his fingers. ]

What was the cartoon about? What did, uh, Ravage transform into?

[venatoris]

Funny.

[ His lips twist in a wry smirk as he works on his dinner, a spoonful at a time. It's good, and it's nice to have someone else do it for him, for a change. It's usually Dean feeding Sam, in some variation. ]

You're gonna think it's stupid.

[foolintherain]

[ Even fearless leaders aren't impervious to danger, and someone has to take care of the man taking care of all of them, every once in a while. Cas isn't a good cook, but what he makes is edible. It helps, being able to taste, and everything. His eyebrows lift, and he gestures with his joint before bringing it to his lips and talking around it. ]

By which you mean you think it's stupid.

[ Nobody is as judgmental of Dean Winchester and his preferences than Dean Winchester. Cas inhales again, holding the hit in as he prompts. ]

So? What is it?

[venatoris]

[ He makes a face at Cas, scowling at him a little and taking a bite before he deigns to answer. ]

It's about two races of giant transforming robots duking it out on earth. Autobots and Decepticons. Ravage is like...a symbiote of Soundwave, who's a Decepticon who transforms into a tape deck. Ravage is one of his cassettes.

[foolintherain]

[ Maybe it's the weed, or the very real wars he's been involved in, but none of what Dean says sounds that stupid or unbelievable...

Okay, well, except for that last part. ]

Is playing music a weapon in that universe?

[ Because like, cool if it is? He can dig it. ]

[venatoris]

[ He finally polishes off his dinner and sets the bowl aside, reaching for the joint. Give, greedy. ]

Not really. It was just a convenient mechanic so they could create more toys. But I thought they were cool.

[foolintherain]

[ Since he was a good boy and finished his meal, Cas gladly leans in and passes back. ]

Well, exploiting children in pursuit of money is a stupid reason to create toys, but the concept's unique. I bet whatever ideas you came up with for a, uh, tape deck and its symbiote cassette, were fascinating.

[ Also it tracks with Dean's love of music and cassettes in general. Also regardless of what the character's abilities were, Cas can concede— ]

Ravage is a badass name.

[venatoris]

[ Admittedly, it was all fairly creative. Yeah, Capitalist as fuck, but the storyline was pretty legit.

Especially when they killed Optimus and everyone lost their collective shits. ]

I always thought so. Totally killer.